once upon a time.......
once upon a time.....( for the trolls out there )
there was an artist, his name was mocean worker. He liked to keep a journal and write wise ass things in it but, alas, he got really lazy and stopped updating it and people got mad and then SARAH PALIN HAPPENED!
wtf!?!?!?! .................WTF is SARAH PALIN!!!!!! and why is everyone excited about this speech she gave the other night about hockey and being a mommy and being the mayor of a city the size of my block and the governor of a state whose population is 3 times smaller than my neighborhood.
SNORE!!!!!!!
She has done one thing. make me never want to watch Hockey again ( as it is my friend chris davis and I traditionally only watch the last ten minutes of the deciding game of the stanley cup and 2 minutes in chris complains about how bored he is , its good shit, high comedy......SHE RUINED A SPORT FOR ME....ok I admit , I wasn't in love with hockey in the first place.....
ok.......here are some stories.
1. If you came out to see the tribute to my father.......yes, you know it was amazing and that it couldn't have been done with more love and respect. It was truly a perfect evening. I know it was a number of weeks ago but i have been traveling ( am I ever not traveling? ) and I had no internet connection for a little while and i just wanted to clear my head.
2. Spain - finally went there......it was fun. Barcelona smells a little bit , but its charming. I think that if you gave me a couple of bottles of bleach , some windex and some towels I could get that place sparkling in no time. As it is it smells like a bus station in Cleveland.
3.FRANCE - was great to visit france for the 4th time this summer......oui, c'etait tres bien en faite. Moi j'aime la france.
4. ENGLAND - how england, you are the land of some of the funniest people on earth. I demand everyone go out and look at anything you can find with CHARLIE BROOKER. Genius stuff. Also. big round of applause to Dr. Alan for being a great host while I was in LONDON.
5. THE RNC - do not get me started.......I REPEAT DO NOT GET ME STARTED. I will share one thought about the RNC , or rather a series of thoughts. The only thing that was missing from the RNC in my opinion was THE MONSTER TRUCK "BIG FOOT" oh and about a dozen or so NASCAR DRIVERS AND WWE WRESTLERS........what a vile display. Its all moot.......Obama is going to win
6. DATING- dating in ny is like trying to solve rubicks cube with your feet while blind folded in a monsoon. I don't recommend it to anyone.
perspective female:"what do you do for a living"
MOWO! - "Im a musician"
perspective female "ohhhh.....that's interesting"
MOWO! - "whaddya mean?"
perspective female - "does that mean you are going to live with me and sleep on my couch while I support you?"
MOWO! - ( looks at waiter ) "Check please! "
end scene ( the film rights are available for this story )
FUN TIMES!!!!!!
7) how much fun is the presidential election going to be? my thought is that OBAMA will pull it all together and kick the living shit out of McCain , but you never know. Fingers crossed. Im not really interested in not having an opinion on this one. I want OBAMA to win. i've spent about 3 of the last 7 months in Europe mostly and based on what ive seen over there and the many many many conversations I've had with folks......the world needs us to actually use our minds and vote for OBAMA. The scare tactics and fear that just runs throughout the republican party needs to go away for a little while and we need to get our shit together and start talking to the rest of the world with some respect. between the republicans wanting to drill for alaskan oil and have everyone afraid of the Jihadists.......It's quite vile. Time to assume that people aren't so stupid in this country. having said that. let it be known. I will move if McCain wins. Point blank. ( sorry mom , but you can visit me in europe, YAY! )
8) Go to spain. I know I just told you earlier that Barcelona smelled. Thing is, I spent most of my time there in a wee little tiny teeny weeny village called San Feliu Guixols. Its about an hour and a half north east of barcelona and its amazing. I spent my time there with a bunch of french friends. My head was spinning after a couple of days of nothing but french , luckily my friends also spoke some english and between the two languages I had an absolutely amazing time there.
9) I will be more diligent about posting on the web site. I haven't been in the best mood since my father died. Anyone who knows me knows i've been going through a bunch of shit........A LOT OF SHIT! , losing my father, constantly working. i just have been .......a touch moody and hiding.......dont worry.......music is a comin! and its gonna be funky. its just not gonna be out for a minute or two.......I'm like paul masson , I will sell no wine before its time! hahahahaha
So , there you have it.........mega fall journal entry 2008.......yee haa people!!!!
basque in its glory......more to come, and I promise them to be somewhat funny, acerbic , wise ass infused and all around.....MOWO! esque!™
be well,
MOWO!™