I dont know where to start........Oh wait, yes I do
so............
1. "And God said ..... let there be documentaries"
Please go and see the movie RELIGULOUS
http://www.lionsgate.com/religulous/
check out the website and remember this line when you see the movie "Have you not seen Little Richard?"
I saw it the other day with Kesselman and we lost our collective shit.
2. "Hold the Mayo"
Can a country be that bad if its trying to make the worlds biggest sandwich?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20081017/od_nm/us_guinness_sandwich
too bad they couldn't wait until the people from guiness could verify its "greatness" Is there a line in the KORAN about sandwiches? I hope so!
3. "COUNTRY FIRST"
I cant help but think that the McCain/Palin of "COUNTRY FIRST" isn't being used against them left and right. It's really a brilliantly stupid campaign slogan COUNTRY FIRST sounds like the following
A. the name of a bank ( probably a failed bank at this point )
B. A Predatory Lender ( apply now for your 0 down no payments for the first 3 years loan! )
C. A meal you get at Cracker Barrel which contains 4 scrambled eggs , chicken and dumplings , banana pudding dessert and a Zocor to cut through the mess.
D. It's really a vile slogan......it makes me think of Germany in the 30's. We should put our country before everyone elses and continuously say "WE're NUMBER ONE" over and over and over again......and "LETS WIN IN IRAQ!".....tell me once again what are we winning? We got Saddam...ok, win......we got his sons.......OK, win there, There were no WMD's ok, lose but win in a way...........and now its a pile of shit. The surge worked......um....no it didnt, we paid off war lords who are now taking that money and training people to do shit to us. So.....in light of all of this.......COUNTRY FIRST.......good relationships with our neighbors and the rest of the WORLD...........SECOND............YAY!!!!!........great logic. Thank god Obama is going to win.
4.. "Is The decision maker of the house home?"
ROBO CALLS
if you get a phone call from the McCain campaign about how Barack Obama is a terrorist or is going to try to sleep with your white daugher......please hang up. Robo calls as they are called are a slimey way of campaigning. The evidence is in regarding negative to positive campaigning during this election and surprise.......................Obama is by far more positive and doing the right thing. McCain is down now in the polls by a lot and understandably is trying to point out things you should like about Obama. Some of my favorites have been "He is a smoker" you dont want a smoker in the white house........... Um, ok......hmmmmmmm. You know what Senator McCain, Id much rather not have a man in the white house who has spent 80% of his marriage away from his wife and who has openly been quoted as saying that his adopted daughter from Bangladesh was his wifes idea and he isnt very close to her. So, if my president smokes......that's ok with me. Your running mate very often says shit as if she smokes.....but Im not talking about cigarettes being smoked.
ok,
be well,
GObama!
MOWO!™