Hi my name is the economy........

well,

It's been rough for me lately. It's not easy being the economy and having everyone talk about you like this. It hurts. I have feelings too. I have been constipated for weeks now.I don't sleep well anymore. You know one year ago today the Dow was at 13,192 and now its at 7.000?........IT'S NOT MY FAULT.

you people had to go out and buy houses you couldn't afford and bow to the pressure of all your friends buying Lexus's, bmw's and Audi's. You had to take a too good to be true loan from a bank with a name that should have made you think "These guys can't even remotely be legit"

So, it is my fault? I mean , I'm just the economy. you are the schmuck that got a Citibank platinum Visa card and decided to buy $12,000 bucks worth of computers and cigars and a couple of Tommy Bahama shirts. It's not my fault.

You know when I was younger I lived downtown in new york. ( YEAH the economy has to live somewhere ). You wouldn't believe the avarice and greed I saw. 30/40 something guys deciding to "relax" for the weekend in their dockers and untucked $400 shirts from PINK couple wth their backwards baseball cap with some college logo on it. ( WTF gives with the white man and backwards college baseball cap!? ) after a night of blow and carousing because the work week of lying and cheating people out of their savings was soooooooo tough. Im so sorry you lost your home and your trophy wife ( who never loved you anyway , she loved your wallet )

So everyone is giving me a hard time. The poor old economy......(sighs) .....hey listen.....IM JUST A SIGN OF YOUR BEHAVIOR and YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER DENIAL.

here is a hint.

put your amex down , stop buying useless meaningless shit you can't afford and then and only then.....will I start being healthier!

you don't NEED a CAR ( or at least an $87,000 one )

you don't NEED a HOUSE ( with 5-6 bedrooms if you can only afford the 3 bedroom one

you don't NEED to buy something someone else has to show them YOU CAN BUY SOMETHING SOMEONE ELSE HAS!

Somehow I know the Jews are gonna get blamed for this. It's not their fault. Don't make me give you the finger for thinking that!

love,

THE ECONOMY

be well,

MOWO!™