What would cunfucius do?
HI,
Guess what we learned today? 500,000,000 pounds of dry wall made in China in the last 5-8 years might very well be made out of back issues of the Beijing Daily Worker , Moldy won tons and the ghost of Mao!
YAY!
China finds yet another way to grow its economy at a rate of between 6.5-10% a year while we suffocate on our own greed and lack of attention to detail.
So.....we all know that China makes basically everything we use. that's apparently how it works when you stop making things and stop having your people go to work and physically do something everyday. "I work at home" NO YOU DON'T SCHMUCK......you mess around at home and screw with the computer too much and look at naked ladies maybe kissing each other. and you girls DO NOT GET ME STARTED ON YOUR BEHAVIOR....stop it.....STOP IT NOW....( ok don't stop it, but you get the picture )
Instead of being a country full of productive factories and employees making things and toiling away physically everyday. Instead we SELL things to each other made in other countries or even better "we work at home" doing something based online or that involves lots of emailing and breaks involving looking at internet porn and eating CHINESE FOOD!
CHINA owns us.....and what are we doing? Sitting around eating cheetos and beating off that's what!
Weren't computers supposed to be "the future"??? Weren't they supposed to be such a valuable tool? Mostly what I can tell is computers allow me to waste a lot of time ( maybe even like writing this "blog" entry ) YEAH EVERYONE STOP BLOGGING AND LIKE GO CLEAN UP SOME TRASH OR SOMETHING.
That's right America. I hate to break it to you. You are a fattening lazy annoying house guest that's over stayed his welcome.
AMERICA GET OFF OF MY COUCH AND BACK TO WORK
AMERICA! :
GET OUT OF MY DREAMS AND INTO MY CAR!!!!!
That's right America , you are quickly turning into a Billy Ocean song ( that might be an insult to mr. ocean ) while you should be kicking ass and taking names ( not in multiple wars but in innovation and inventing and like doing stuff about like stuff and stuff )
I'm sure we still kick ass at a lot of stuff. We innovate , people of the world look to us for ideas. Let's face it. Hungary and The Czech Republic make better porn than we do though. Also, better point guards are coming out of europe or were for a little while there. WHAT DO WE DO ANYMORE!?!?!? PLEASE TELL ME!!!!
So what's a country left to do when it isn't getting asked to the big dance anymore? Oh America, you used to be so popular, the prettiest girl in school. NOW YOU HAVE A FACE FULL OF ZITS and sadly....those jeans don't fit so nicely anymore.
What's a country to do!?!?! OH WHAT OH WHAT OH WHAT!?!?!
I know....................
BULLY CANADA!!!!!!
it was good enough for Billy Bob Thorton , why not take our frustration out on Canadians?
Nah......I like Canadians, I like Canadians a lot actually. They've given us so much. SCTV ( original tv series ) The kids in The Hall ( HI KEVIN! ) , Hockey , Lorne Greene......the list goes on and on......and besides Canada is the future home to all of our fresh water and timber. So let's not mess with them
I know
LETS MESS WITH TEXAS!!!! for now on, im gonna only wear a t-shirt that says
MESS WITH TEXAS!
That's right i said mess with Texas. so what about it bub?
anyway.
CHINA........come on......get it together. Stop sending us everything we ask for. Tell us some shit is back ordered from time to time and please oh please stop sending us food made out of bauxite and lead. PLEASE......just do me a solid. Oh and please stop sending us building supplies made out of dead prisoners and balsa wood
thanks China
be well,
MOWO!™