THIS IS HOW YOU QUIT A JOB

Rave: Resignation Letter
Reply to: pers-138305606@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-03-02, 9:34AM EST

This person resigned and sent this letter yesterday. He probably pulled down 80 grand last year. Money ain't
everything.
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I am writing this on my cell phone, inside of a Greyhound bus halfway to Baltimore. Itís a beautiful day,though a little chilly. I am glad to be free of the old dungeon once and for all. The dungeon hundreds of temp and contract attorneys and legal assistants have passed through ****** over the past few years, and most of us will always associate our time on the first floor with some medieval torture room.

This is to inform you of my resignation which is effective immediately. I am relocating to New York City this evening in order to pursue my musical interests. I have done nothing whatsoever to assist in the smooth transfer of my responsibilities before leaving, nor have I given notice. This firm treats people like commodities (at least on the first floor). Thus I will treat you as a commodity, reflecting the proper nature of business on the first floor. I leave without warning and in the middle of several important projects.

Thanks for the money bitches. I am finished with your greedy, lazy, manipulative, and outright vicious work ìethic.I am done with the ******-**** billing scam. I am done with *******ís bi-polar disorder. I am done with ignorant people who do not have enough sense to provide a decent working environment and stable jobs for their employees.

My absence will not affect much of the day-to-day operations. I am replaceable, as everyone is. But so is this firm. I won't even bother putting the past two years and two months on my resume. Two years and two months of grueling, boring 60-90 hour weeks, begging for raises, being publicly humiliated on a regular basis, threatened with being fired if I worked less than 84 hours a week (as everyone on the first floor is currently being threatened with), and watching normal, sane and good people crack up one by one. I have communicated my concerns to individuals since ***** ***ís departure. I have not seen a single change. I am much happier going back to the life of a starving artist than slaving for you assholes. I came to work here expecting to find possible entry into law school. I want nothing to do with lawyers ever
again.

I pray to God that you rot in hell.

wow.............nothing but love for this guy!!!

be well,

MOWO!

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