Hi my name is the economy........
Friday, February 20, 2009well,
It's been rough for me lately. It's not easy being the economy and having everyone talk about you like this. It hurts. I have feelings too. I have been constipated for weeks now.I don't sleep well anymore. You know one year ago today the Dow was at 13,192 and now its at 7.000?........IT'S NOT MY FAULT.
you people had to go out and buy houses you couldn't afford and bow to the pressure of all your friends buying Lexus's, bmw's and Audi's. You had to take a too good to be true loan from a bank with a name that should have made you think "These guys can't even remotely be legit"
So, it is my fault? I mean , I'm just the economy. you are the schmuck that got a Citibank platinum Visa card and decided to buy $12,000 bucks worth of computers and cigars and a couple of Tommy Bahama shirts. It's not my fault.
You know when I was younger I lived downtown in new york. ( YEAH the economy has to live somewhere ). You wouldn't believe the avarice and greed I saw. 30/40 something guys deciding to "relax" for the weekend in their dockers and untucked $400 shirts from PINK couple wth their backwards baseball cap with some college logo on it. ( WTF gives with the white man and backwards college baseball cap!? ) after a night of blow and carousing because the work week of lying and cheating people out of their savings was soooooooo tough. Im so sorry you lost your home and your trophy wife ( who never loved you anyway , she loved your wallet )
So everyone is giving me a hard time. The poor old economy......(sighs) .....hey listen.....IM JUST A SIGN OF YOUR BEHAVIOR and YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER DENIAL.
here is a hint.
put your amex down , stop buying useless meaningless shit you can't afford and then and only then.....will I start being healthier!
you don't NEED a CAR ( or at least an $87,000 one )
you don't NEED a HOUSE ( with 5-6 bedrooms if you can only afford the 3 bedroom one
you don't NEED to buy something someone else has to show them YOU CAN BUY SOMETHING SOMEONE ELSE HAS!
Somehow I know the Jews are gonna get blamed for this. It's not their fault. Don't make me give you the finger for thinking that!
love,
THE ECONOMY
be well,
MOWO!™
MOWO!s brother Dr. LaFong has a very funny Blog
Tuesday, February 17, 2009get your blog on!
http://iheardyouthethirdtime.wordpress.com/
DO IT NOW MOWO! MASSIVE!
Brother Mowo! be writin'
be well,
MOWO!™
she is very open this old woman
Wednesday, February 11, 2009http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLCa1lSwEmA
enjoy. she is with it and HIP!
be well,
MOWO!™
4700 hits a day
Sunday, February 8, 2009AND NO F'ing comments
ok fine!!!!!!
you need to make yourselves KNOWN, I have an EGO you know??? Im not just in this for the beats and the jazzy good times.......I NEED YOUR SUPPORT
thats why Im setting up the MOWO! COMMENTS BOX SUPORT FUND
lemme know what you are thinking or what you want.
All questions answered!
hahah!
wow, sensitive mowo! this day
be well,
MOWO!™
THE CAPTAIN AND TENNILE vs. KIDS ARE PEOPLE TOO.....
Wednesday, February 4, 2009Alas,
Is it cindy keegans hair and its many layered levels of knowledge and secrets? Is it Joel Mandell ( now certainly an accountant ) the keyboard player? Is it that "keyboard" solo from 3:03 on? Is it the complete and utter stupidity of someone writing a song about rodents in love? Is it the audience reaction? Is it the drummer who you just know grew up to kill and be violent? Is it that there was a show called KIDS ARE PEOPLE TOO? ( no they aren't, they're little pricks! ) Is it tbe audience reaction of little black children cheering for quite possibly the worst piece of music ever offered by white people? Oh white people....poor poor white people. The captain is definitely a corporal now after having seen this.
I give you the worst piece of music EVER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfAIbAWMkSg
HOORAY!
